All the world is indeed a stage---a loving, but trivial reptrospect to my realm of cinema, theatre and such.

Saturday, December 8, 2012
PT 2/3 of the Trilogy Blog
This distinction will come in handy later on down this list. Trust me. If additional films are added to a trilogy but have an ancillary story arc, even if some of the supporting players are the same, UNLESS the story is about the same main character AND meant to advance or preface the intial trilogy storyline, I do not count it against the trilogy. Indiana Jones, sadly still misses this cut as does Jack Sparrow in the Pirates movies. Now. On to the list.
10. Spiderman: Sam Raimi applies his formula and heavy-handedness in certain spots with varying success in this franchise. Sometimes this really works, when campy meshes with comics or when the symbolism of Peter's reluctant hero has to sacrifice so much of himself and what he wants for a greater good; Alfred Molina being a nice choice for Doc Oc, though it is murky on why he developed the Octo-suit. (Really? You couldn't just get some lab assistants to help with your work? You had to create something that punctured your spine so you could operate all the equipment with 10 limbs simultaneously?) And when it doesn't work, it realllly doesn't. Willem Dafoe is, not at his best (was that a nice way to say it?) as Green Goblin, nor Thomas Hayden Church.
Sadly, we had to endure Kirsten Dunst in all three films which is the biggest stain working against the trilogy. Tobey Maguire however plays a subtle, but powerful performance and I was not expecting him to be as good as he was. It really stands out too, against the difficulties of the others in the cast. The soundtracks are also quite well done. If we're giving out letter grades for these three films, B, B, C+. It will withstand the test of time, I think, too. So there's something to be said for staying power beyond a movie aficionado as the main viewer. That's where The Man With No Name Trilogy sadly just misses this list. In today's market, Sergio Leone's films wouldn't last 10 minutes before the average filmgoer...got up and left.
Side note: Spidey got an overhaul with a "reimagining" this summer. This doesn't fit into the other 3 films. It's a separate story arc, and it doesn't happen in chronology or in conjunction with any of the other films. Although Andrew Garfield plays Peter Parker a bit too doofy in spots compared to Tobey Maguire's surprisingly stellar work, everything about The Amazing Spiderman film (2012) is FAR superior. The romance, the relationship with Uncle Ben and Aunt May, a darker villain. Bravo.
9. Austin Powers: Gross? Yes. Silly? Yes. A loving and well made parody the 007 Franchise? You betcha. Some of the most memorable moments actually belong to the "villains." Dr. Evil's idioms, Mini-Me, Fat Bastard threatening to eat Mini-Me. Mike Myers did a great job making Austin the anti-James Bond, who somehow still manages to save the day and get the girl. If the gags (and some of them do really make you gag) are too much or are overdone, don't worry. Myers knows it, and they end about three seconds later than your comfort level holds your patience. Elizabeth Hurley and Beyonce Knowles are bright and beautiful leading ladies, whereas Heather Graham is merely the latter. Ultimately, it is great to see how he brings it all around with Michael Caine being incorporated as his father, and Austin feeling like he lives for his approval.
8. X-Men: I know what you're thinking, "Didn't they make a prequel?" Well, yes. It's called X-Men: First Class, but as I wrote earlier, the distinction is that First Class' main characters are not the same, and the story arc is about our introduction to Professor Xavier and how Eric becomes Magneto. When we meet these two in the trilogy, this is already established and it's no longer just their story. And I tell you this now, it is one heck of a story. If the third film didn't just kind of exist to try and tie it all together, this would be even higher on the list. That happens a lot. It's because as writers, we may find perfect beginnings or perfect endings. Seldom both, and if we do, we lose the reader/audience somewhere in the middle installment. It's hard to conclude a series that has as much going on and going for it as the X-Men, too. I don't think it really was a concluding piece. As I said, it tied things up, and that's about it. And sometimes this can pay off. In this case, I wanted more.
It also fell victim to a directorial change. I enjoy Brett Ratner's work, but in contrast to what Bryan Singer had begun with the first two movies, it doesn't measure up as well. The first film was very, very well done. The second film is one of the best comic book to movie conversions ever and Brian Cox as Stryker is sickeningly good. Hugh Jackman would not have been my first choice as the main hero, but he pulls it off big time. Ian McKellan is fantastic as Magneto and the tension between he and Patrick Stewart's Professor X is palpable and the same goes for Jackman as Wolverine and James Mardsen playing Cyclops. Plus, there's Rebecca Romijn as Mystique and Anna Paquin is a treat. Halle Berry and Famke Jenssen fall short of believable. Telling too much of the story undermines what makes them as characters, comics and as movies so entertaining. I'll just say this. It isn't some silly make-believe movie about mutants who have special powers. It's a pretty accurate look at humanity.
7. Jason Bourne: This trilogy is as even-keeled as any on the list as far as being treated with the same quality and vision. All of them are equally good in those regards and I cannot choose a favorite. Matt Damon is the right choice as the brooding amnesiac who finds out he may be a deadly assassin. Again Brian Cox is great as well as Chris Cooper. Julia Stiles and Joan Allen are there to appeal to a larger audience than the teenage boy demographic and they fulfill their purpose most of the time quite adeptly. Watching others from the "Program" chase Bourne and reveal their own self-loathing is powerful stuff. There is a crispness to how they merge together; all of the action is full throttle, absolutely electric and of all the trilogies listed here it is the easiest to sit down and watch all three installments back to back to back, simply for time's sake. Also look for Daddy Warbucks (Albert Finney) to turn in a sinister performance.
It suffers from two flaws in my mind. 1.) Since it isn't meant to tell a love story, no matter how good Damon and Franka Potente are, there just needs to be less of their time on screen implying what they mean to each other, or much more. Still I know what they were going for and truly, it works. Just barely. It's distracting at times. 2.) As I mentioned, it is easy to watch all three in a row, but it is also the hardest to come into it at any point other than from the beginning. Watching Supremacy (2nd film) first would leave a viewer scratching their head, and would undermine the story's compelling nature of watching them in order.
Obviously watching any of these on the list out of order would ruin certain aspects of the main story arc. But this one wouldn't shatter any big secrets, it would just be downright puzzling and easy to walk away from. What I'm saying is, these three don't stand on their own as well to tell a story. They need to be together, without a lot of time to think in between. The third one is so frenetic, especially the fragmented fight scenes, it can harm or enhance a viwership. It feels like you're in the midst of all the flying fists, and it's also confusing and a bit dizzying. Still, great films and I enjoy them several times a year.
6. Godfather: This is probably a few notches higher on other people's lists, but again suffers from a lack of solid 3rd component. It's a bit like having the best appetizer you've ever tasted, followed by the most savory cut of Filet Mignon you could ever imagine, and finishing it all off with a single scoop cone of vanilla ice cream. There's nothing wrong with vanilla ice cream, and in fact, if it is offered up, I don't know anyone who would turn it down. But. When you walk into an ice cream shop, and you have dozens of choices at your disposal, milkshakes, ice cream floats, sundaes, when was the last time you chose a single scoop cone of vanilla? And certainly not after the best meal of your life. I cannot get around it.
The Godfather is nearly perfect. Brando is flawless. The Godfather 2, impossibly, is just as good. DeNiro is phenomenal and the meat of the story makes Pacino better in the second film. The first film won Oscars for Best Picture, Actor, and Writing and had nominations for three of the male performers in supporting roles along with five other nods. The second won Picture, Director, Supporting Actor, Writing, Art Direction, and Original Score with five other nominations. The third? Nominated for seven. Won? None. And rightfully so. Andy Garcia is good. But not great. I think it suffered from trying to be relatable to a newer audience 17 years after the second was made, while still maintaining the "old country" family feel of the others. Ultimately though, it is the greatest portrait of the American Dream on camera, albeit a cautionary tale.
Stay tuned for the last installment of this series on trilogies.
Friday, December 7, 2012
On Movie Trilogies and the Caped Crusader...
And so was born the Trilogy. Oh sure, some films, especially when you "boldly go where no one has gone before", or drink martinis "shaken, not stirred" or are running away from a masked madman who wields an axe or chainsaw or whatever pointy thing nearby he can grasp, you go beyond trilogy. Let's focus on the rule of three at this point, not as an analysis of profit margins, but more as a critique of why some have historically worked, and others haven't, or have left a lot to be desired with at least one of the three installments. I will not disqualify based on any genre a trilogy may inhabit, so comedies, sci-fi all have the chance to be in the mix.
Sadly though, I can no longer include Indiana Jones, since they made a fourth film, nor Pirates of the Caribbean or The Bourne Trilogy since a fourth was also added to these. They would've ranked HIGH on my list of all time best.
Start with some honorable mentions:
The Man with No Name Trilogy: (Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly) It's Clint Eastwood, so there. The first is an unofficial remake of a Kurosawa film, and Good, Bad, Ugly has been called the best directed film of all time. Sergio Leone also did a boon for soundtracks. The music is iconic, and every Spaghetti Western will always lead you back to that soundtrack.
The Matrix Trilogy: I don't have a lot to say here. The first film stands alone. And should've stayed that way. Aside from the highway chase/fight, and a few one-liners from Agent Smith in the last two, there's no reason it couldn't have stayed a single film.
The Evil Dead Trilogy: Sam Raimi makes things fun. He really does. The first film is considered to be a shining gem in the world of campy horror, playing scary in all the right places and silly when needed. The third film, Army of Darkness is a fun way to conclude, and has some great makeup.
My second installment coming soon. It will start the countdown of all time best trilogies.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
TOP TEN (or 12) Horror/Scary movies for this author
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE JUST ONE, (OR) WHY ALIENS MAY BE THE BEST HORROR FILM OF ALL TIME
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Monster Movie Month-Alien Invasion Part 1
Moving Pictures
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
True Grit (2010)
Run time: 1hr 50min.
"The wicked flee when none pursueth." Proverbs 28:1
In the battle of The Duke versus The Dude...as much as it may be sacrilege to even whisper...this envisioning of True Grit dominates even the memorable John Wayne's Oscar-winning turn by a longshot. The Coen Brothers simply cannot make a sub-standard film. They are THE directors of our time, and though True Grit had a path already paved for it, their work here draws just as much from the 1968 Charles Portis novel to give it its own identity rather than re-hash what was accomplished cinematically in 1969.
There is a sense of apologetics to it; making it known that many faithful followers of The Duke will be put off by the intrusion on a classic, yet simultaneously it forges ahead in its own fashion. Oddly enough, this is probably their least intrusive film I have seen other than Intolerable Cruelty or O Brother, as far as pervading a viewer's psyche and making an audience uncomfortable. It certainly has its squirm-worthy moments, but it is utterly accessible and it has several chuckles along the way. It is reminiscent of Clooney's protagonist Ulysses and John Wayne's take on Rooster Cogburn's awkward interactions with the little girl he reluctantly allows to accompany him on his mission of vengeance. I say this knowing that it is ultimately unfair to compare the Duke and the Dude...and also equally unavoidable. Might as well embrace it. On to the film at hand.
We open with our introduction through voiceover to a grown Mattie Ross after the turn of the century. She recalls the events that transpired concerning her father's brutal murder, by the cravenly Tom Chaney (Josh Brolin). She was only 14 then, and soon we meet her at this age, played adeptly by Hailee Steinfeld. We encounter her tending to the final arrangements of her father's burial; but she looks to enlist the aide of a lawman who will help her exact justice for the wrong done to her and her family. The only reasonable choice of course is Jeff Bridges' incarnation of the cantankerous Marshall, Rooster Cogburn.
She is the film's moral center in a world where the good guys are good and the bad are bad; and then there are good guys who are bad at being good and good at being bad. In a place and time when America was still carving out its identity, much of American society's makeup was created in this harsh, but manner-driven old west, and the Coens lovingly embrace this conundrum. As the original is often regarded as a character study, one could also argue this breaches the same material across the hull-and makes each character toe their respective lines, none more so than Mattie. She has moxie, but a sense of justice. She is naive to believe the rest of the world is bound by her own code that she is ingrained with, but intelligent and experienced enough to endure the brutality and stern journey that awaits her.
In an early scene where Mattie first meets Texas Ranger LaBoeuf, (played by Matt Damon being, well, brilliant again---he's hit a home run in every role since The Bournes) his quirky sense of grandeur for his trade and title leave him floundering when vexed with this sassy, smart 14 year old. It's a nice balance, and again, helps set the tone for the players. Her time spent in town interacting with a wide variety of folks, including Marshall Rooster Cogburn made me smile. She hires Cogburn, being told that he is a man of "true grit"---so that he can capture Tom Chaney and hang him for his crime. LaBoeuf has made a career out of chasing Chaney; he wants him for murdering a Senator in Texas. Mattie will not stand for this and aims to see the job done right by accompanying Rooster on the hunt. Of course both men recognize the danger in this and unbeknownst to her they set out into Indian Territory where Chaney has fled. She tracks them down and in the river crossing scene--I couldn't help but think that Rooster's mentality was---"if she makes it across alive...fine. If not, it's going to ruin my best suit getting wet to save her." A recalcitrant trial by fire of sorts. It is fun to witness him hedge about it.
This is where...and I'm prepping you for it, lest you need to cover your ears (or in this case, eyes) that Bridges far surpasses John Wayne's take on Cogburn. It is in his quiet moments, when no lines are uttered...that Bridges masterfully espouses the weary, hardened, yet likable soul of old Cogburn. Each facial expression tells a story, longer than the one you are in the theatre to witness. His gaze pierces you. Let it. That's what it is there for.
You hear some high-pitched gurgling that you may give pause to and recall the bumbling Dude of Life from The Big Lebowski; (he even uses the word "abide" as the Dude does-subtle-but I think certainly intentional) and be on the lookout for a nod to The Duke--Bridges' gait as he stammers about from dismounting a horse or navigating the daylight in sobreity round the courthouse is a tribute to the old cowboy. And best of all, it does NOT detract from the storytelling, or his interpretation of the Marshall. You see it; you smile; you move on. Bravo, Jeff.
The most prevalent character to me, is the landscape. The Brother's treatment of arid life in the time of tumbleweeds and spurs becomes such a visceral presence that it drives the film; I am reminded again of O Brother, Where Art Thou and even somewhat of No Country For Old Men. With these three films Joel and Ethan are single(?)handedly reinvigorating Americana and the classic Western. I hold a large breath of trepidation and anticipation to see who else follows Western suit and with what material, for none can handle it as masterfully as these two have proven to do.
As the journey progresses, so do the risks, the dangers and the cold reality that have become as natural as the air that Cogburn breathes. Not so for his impressionable female companion. In slight disgust and wonderment does she witness some of the more viscous work that the Marshall's reputation has staked. She also becomes the self-appointed mediator between Cogburn and LaBouef who bicker like an old married couple, that ultimately still kind of like each other. The fear and debate is that the trail has gone cold, led them astray and Tom Chaney will have eluded them; seeking solace in the refuge of "Lucky" Ned Pepper's (Barry Pepper) Gang.
Talk about gritty. Barry Pepper is on-screen for about 5 minutes total and will make the hairs on your arm stand up. As the climax builds, we are steered away from the threat of Tom Chaney who briefly seems dangerous only in his ignorance, and laughable in his abundant ineptitude. It is Lucky Ned who presents a calculated danger. He has history with Cogburn, an ugly one and he won't be going quietly. But look out. Most dangerous is a foolish man who thinks he has nothing to lose. It is in the final act that we see at last, no longer the glimpse of Cogburn's grit and merit...but now the prevalent quality of determination to see justice done and safety granted to Mattie. This did cast my memory back to the 1969 version; Joel and Ethan's camerawork on the starry night horse ride is a last homage to what has transpired before. It is here in this scene, after all she has witnessed, endured, been subject to, that this resilient young woman is a girl once more--frail, vulnerable and crying sorrowful tears. This is her passage into womanhood; her loss of childlike innocence.
There is one glaring difference sadly, between the original film and this. Ironically, John Wayne won his only Oscar for his portrayal of Rooster Cogburn, though many contend he was far superior in several other roles, such as The Quiet Man...some even believe as this role neared the end of his life and career, he was given the Oscar almost as a lifetime achievement in cinema instead of for his take on the crotchity Marshall. And so, even though as good as Coen's version is, superior to the original; as pensive and clumsy and yes, "Gritty" as Bridges makes his Cogburn out to be, little of it (save the cinematography, possibly the adapted writing and direction) will probably be in Oscar contention. If the field for Best Picture stays widened to 10, it will get nominated. Matt Damon as Texas Ranger LeBouef may also get a nod, but will ultimately get overlooked; Brolin and Pepper aren't featured long enough; Steinfeld might garner some due attention; and if the Academy can forgive Bridges his temerity to reinvent an immortalized character...made immortal by a legend himself...then maybe, just maybe, he will be considered for a second year in a row.
I say all of that to say this. This is how I know that the Coens are the most exceptional directors I've seen. They had the opportunity to make a movie---to pay tribute to a classic---which they did. They made it endearingly, carefully, artfully...and deserve a lot of praise and recognition for it, but in the end probably won't get it because it will be forever measured against the orginal. And they went ahead and made it anyway. That, my fellow viewers, takes true grit.